Today's lunch

(Don't blame me, a friend sent this to me)

This guy walks into a bar at lunchtime and notices a sign behind the bar.

Today's Lunch Special

Chicken salad sandwiches.........$3.50
Tuna salad sandwiches..............$2.50
Handjobs....................................$35.00

He approaches the rather good-looking waitress behind the bar and asks her, "Are the one who gives the handjobs?"
She eyes him up and down, smiles her sexiest smile and says, "Why yes I am."
He smiles back and says to her, "Well, wash your hands please. I'd like a chicken salad sandwich."

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