Canadian temperature conversion chart.

(I love these *lol*)

70°C above
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Canada go swimming in the Lakes.

60°C above
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Canada plant gardens.

50°C above
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Canada sunbathe.

40°C above
English cars won't start.
People in Canada drive with the windows down.

32°C above
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Superior's water gets thicker.

20°C above
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
People in Canada throw on a flannel shirt.

15°C above
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Canada have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0°C degrees
People in Miami all die...
Canadians lick the flagpole.

20°C below
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Canada get out their winter coats.

40°C below
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Guides of Canada are selling cookies door to door.

60°C below
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

80°C below
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
People in Canada rent some videos.

100°C below
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

297°C below
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands.

460°C below
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale)
People in Canada start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"

500°C below
Hell freezes over.
The Leafs win the Stanley Cup

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