For Whom the Bell Tolls
One Sunday morning a young lady is out shopping when she receives a call notifying her that her Grandfather had died. She immediately races over to visit her Grandmother..
"Grandma," she sobs, "how did it happen? Grandfather seemed so healthy
and full of the joy of living when I last saw him and now barely two days later he's dead."
"Well", replies the old lady, "the truth is he had a heart attack while we were having sex this morning."
"Sex! He was having sex at the age of 94?! isn't that asking for trouble?"
"Oh no." Granny replied "You see we had a routine every Sunday morning. we used to keep time with the church bells coming from a church around the corner. In with the "dings", out with the "dongs." She paused for a moment to wipe her eyes.
"And if it wasn't for that damn ice cream truck, your Grandfather would still be alive today."
Mary Mary Quite Contrary (2007-06-13)
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Hardcore_Pyro (2007-06-13)
That's funny right there.
surrogate (2007-06-13)
Oh... I thought maybe the bell donged when it should have dinged. When I was a kid we had this guy who drove around on a little peddle-powered cart thingy with a grinding wheel (also peddle-powered) who, once a month or so offer to sharpen the knives and other blades for people in the neighborhood. His bell, which sounded like a tiny tinkling jackhammer, would also have surely killed poor Grandafather, but it sure would have ensured Grandma a great time for a little while beforehand!
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